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Eva Has the Body of a 12-Year-Old Boy?

July 17, 2007


Although Eva Longoria is considered one of the hottest girls in Hollywood, 'Desperate Housewives' creator Marc Cherry warned Tony Parker that his new wife has the body of "a 12-year-old boy."

During a speech at the reception, Cherry joked, "Tony, what you have to realize is under all that hair and make-up, her body is just like that of a 12-year-old boy."

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1:35PM 07/21/07 MEl
He is sooo right. Eva sucks. She does havea body of a 12 year old boy. I get tired of her hogging up every conversation & getting on everyon nerves. I saw a behind the scenes thing of DH, and deliver us from Eva was yacking nonstop & acting lik a big baby!!! You could tell the cast can't stand her! EVA SUCKS AND I GIVE HER MARRIAGE A YEAR UNLESS SHE GETS KNOCKED UP & BEGS HIM TO STAY
10:42AM 07/19/07 tool
Clint, you really need to get a life...you are obsessed with hollywood chicks.
5:49AM 07/19/07 Clint
Reba, let's not start throwing insults around here. Have you actually met Eva in person to confirm she's not a naturally attractive woman? Yes, airbrushing happens but you can't really sit there and honestly tell me in the age of pa-pa shots at 6am in crappy clothes that she is NOT hot. That's just plain cattiness if so.
11:44AM 07/18/07 reba
IT'S CALLED AIRBRUSHING YOU MORON CLINT.
8:33AM 07/18/07 Clint
This is just like the Alba haters. If she's "ordinary" and "not special" like some claim, how the heck is it that she's perenially on the FHM, Stuff, etc. lists of the hottest women in the freakin' world? Heidi Klum is hot, no doubt, but she's kinda become bla-zeh during her nesting phaze and is subsequently dropping in the hotness category from it. If Eva didn't have a near complete package she wouldn't be that enchanting to so many people in the world every year, peeps.
8:24AM 07/18/07 Stupid man
So is Marc Cherry's "thing".
7:59AM 07/18/07 lol
haha he's so right!
6:58AM 07/18/07 me in oc
ok! first of all she's pretty... not gorgeous, nor beautiful... and she doesn't have a model body she may be hot in her own special way.. but she's not heidi klum hot!!
6:52AM 07/18/07 Em
If you are 3 lbs overweight they make fun of you... if you have small boobs they make fun of you.. if you have plastic surgery they make fun of you. Don't worry about it Eva, no matter what they will always find something.
6:49AM 07/18/07 Monicat
I would be pissed if someone said that about me at my wedding reception...What a cock. even if it is true...who the fuck is he???
6:48AM 07/18/07 big helmet
she has a great caboose, but I don't think she is the best of Hollywood, by far.
5:09AM 07/18/07 Clint
What railroad spike did that guy sit on that went straight to his brain like that? Who freakin' cares if she doesn't have triple D's? She has awesome curves otherwise and her face is beyond gorgeous not to mention she appears to have a dynamite personality. Any guy that wouldn't find her interesting at least has a brain tumor and it isn't benign.
3:58AM 07/18/07 dick inya
..her pussy stinks
6:29PM 07/17/07 Jasmine
Frankly, I don't see the big fuss made over little Eva. She's not at all a big deal. She's definitely not beautiful. She's sort of cute, but I wouldn't call her a beauty, let alone hot.
5:06PM 07/17/07 DerFreshmaker
I think he meant to say "lawn gnome".
4:30PM 07/17/07 Keezie
Why do you think she has NO curves and NO butt!?!?!?! Even though he was probably joking, it seems like he's right. She just got boobs. But if you look at her profile...she's no Shakira!
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