Jim Carrey Wants To Have Babies With Emma Stone

August 25, 2011 By:
Jim Carrey Wants To Have Babies With Emma Stone

Gross. I love Jim Carrey, but he might have just gone from adorable comedian to creepy old man.

The 49 year-old actor uploaded a video on his website professing his love for 22 year-old Emma Stone:

"Emma, I think you're all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but smart and kind-hearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you," Carrey says. "We would have chubby little freckle-faced kids, we'd laugh all day long, go camping and play Yahtzee. Tell ghost stories by the fire."

The reason this is so creepy is that 1) he had to take the time to think it out. Jim Carey was probably at his desk, scripting away things he liked about Emma Stone and thinking of ways to express those things. 2) he's old. I know he's energetic, so you might forget that, but he's old enough to be Emma's dad. 3) he's not that hot. Let's face it, if it was George Clooney making this video, none of the above would matter. Jim Carey is cute and all, but if it was George Clooney, I would be writing a story on Emma Stone being pregnant with George Clooney's baby right now.

It gets worse. He then references "the sex" and then thinks to himself, losing his train of thought. Right now, Emma Stone is Googling "How to get a restraining order."

Then, appearing to choke up, Carey continues, holding the camera in front of his face. He says:

"And every day, for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you," the actor continues. "But I'm not. I'm 49. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little gray in my beard, and it takes me a little bit longer to pee than it used to."

Carey insists that he "just wanted to let you know how I felt."

"I think you're very special and I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment. But most of all, I wish you love and contentment."

Step One: Go to California Superior Court and obtain forms.

I guess that's the price you pay for being Hollywood's It Girl. Stone is apparently so hot, she bridges the generational gap. Hell, she even bridges the sexual orientation gap. In an interview, Selena Gomez said:

"I'm obsessed with Emma Stone. She's totally my girl crush - I love her!"

I would pay good money to see Jim Carrey fight Selena Gomez for Emma Stone's love.