Emma Stone Thinks She’s a ‘Bland Basic Bitch,’ Why She’s Completely Wrong

April 22, 2014 By:
Emma Stone Thinks She’s a ‘Bland Basic Bitch,’ Why She’s Completely Wrong
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Emma Stone just revealed to Vogue that she thinks she’s a “bland basic bitch.”

Apparently some Internet troll called her a “bland basic bitch” on a blog, or worse, the comment page of a blog, and Emma revealed that she fully embraces the title.

We repeat, EMMA STONE THINKS SHE’S A “BASIC BITCH.”

This could NOT be further from the truth, given the fact that Emma Stone is one of the baddest bitches around and probably doesn’t even make eye contact with basics for fear of catching the disease.

Here's why Emma Stone is completely wrong in dubbing herself a BASIC.

 

She went to Build-A-Bear for her Vogue interview.

 

SHE’S IN THE SPIDER-MAN FRANCHISE.

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She can forge the signatures of ALL THE SPICE GIRLS.

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She wore THIS to the Met Gala.

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Show us a basic that would wear that.

 

She’s a hair chameleon.

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She’s friends with Bill Murray.

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That’s freaking cool.

 

She once dated Kieran Freaking Culkin.

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“Basic bitches” only date Josh Hutchersons and Ryan Reynolds, not members of the Culkin Clan.

 

She changed her name from Emily to Emma.

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It's so UN-basic to change your name. 

 

She has shared the screen with Ryan Gosling NOT ONCE...

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...BUT TWICE.

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Do you think Gosling would let a “basic bitch” play his love interest?

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Oh wait…

 

Is this the eyeliner of a basic bitch?

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No.

 

She’s basically Jessica Rabbit.

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Pardon our use of the word “basically.” #NoBasic

 

Emma Stone, Queen of the Bad Bitches.

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No Basics Allowed.