Elisabetta Canalis Moves on From George Clooney to Steve-O

January 31, 2012 By:
Elisabetta Canalis Moves on From George Clooney to Steve-O

Uhhh, April Fools? Jokes on us? What's going on here!? Elisabetta Canalis, who dated George Clooney for two years has moved on from the world’s most eligible bachelor to dating Steve-O? As in Steve-O from Jackass, as in the guy who once staples his balls to his leg. THAT Steve-O.

Congratulations Elisabetta, you’ve downgraded. You’re supposed to make your ex jealous, not make him laugh. George Clooney is probably planning a prank on Steve-O right now. Its called “sloppy seconds.”

Technically Elisabetta briefly dated True Blood actor Mehcad Brooks right after her split with Clooney, but let’s focus on the Steve-O fiasco.

For starters, what’s his last name? O? That’s not marriage material. I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. O? C’mon.

Anyways, the couple was spotted getting lunch in Hollywood yesterday and were kissing and walking arm in arm.

A source told Radaronline that “Steve makes Elisabetta laugh, that’s her weakness.”

“That was her favorite thing about George Clooney, he was always cracking her up and playing practical jokes on her.”

According to the source, the two have been low-key, mostly just hanging out at her place, watching movies and ordering in. They don’t want to be hounded by the paparazzi, unlike Clooney and Stacey Kiebler who has been spotted on every single red carpet this award show season.

I have no idea what Canalis and Steve-O even have in common besides his ability to make her laugh? Oh right, they both competed on Dancing With the Stars at one point.

Anyways, two B-Listers have fallen in love with each other, all is right in the world.