Amidst the criticism, Rep. Anthony Weiner has been receiving praise from comedians and commentators for being so well endowed. But an even bigger d-ck is showing him up. Once again, Donald Trump has something to say about something everyone is talking about. Come on, Donald. We just stopped making fun of you. Let someone else have the limelight.
Trump ripped into NY Rep. Anthony Weiner, calling him a “psycho” who should “never ever be allowed to run for office again.”
“I don’t know what this guy was thinking to do all those interviews and then have to recant.”
Insert footage of Trump saying he's decided not to run for president here. If I was just reading these quotes blindly, I’d assume it was someone else talking about Donald Trump.
Trump only recently picked a feud with President Barack Obama, but he got served, presidential style. Donald Trump has made a second career out of picking fights with celebrities.
In his infamous feud with Rosie O’Donnell, Donald Trump went on Entertainment Tonight to say,
“Well, Rosie O’Donnell is disgusting, both inside and out. You take a look at her, she’s a slob, she talks like a truck driver….I was very happy when her talk show failed.”
If you read between the lines, you’ll see Donald Trump doesn’t like Rosie O’Donnell. But just to make things clear, he buttoned his whole statement with, “Rosie is a loser.”
Another daytime TV personality Trump picked a fight with is Martha Stewart. After Stewart started her own Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump blamed her for his own low ratings.
“I knew it would fail as soon as I first saw it – and your low ratings bore me out,” Trump said. “Between your daughter, with her one word statements, your letter writing and, most importantly, your totally unconvincing demeanor, it never had a chance – much as your daytime show is not exactly setting records.”
In grade school, I’m guessing Donald Trump's report card read: “doesn’t get along well with others.”
Along with: “won't stop referring to himself in the third person.”