Donald Trump was expected to announce his bid for presidency in a little over a week, but he’s now announced he has “decided not to pursue the office of the Presidency.”
I would curse him for wasting our time, but it was a lot of fun watching President Obama and Seth Meyers roast him.
“I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election,” Trump says.
Which is the equivalent of a five year old saying, “I could do it, but I don’t wanna.”
“Ultimately, however, business is my greatest passion and I am not ready to leave the private sector.”
That’s a really cute way of saying, “I don’t wanna stop being on TV.” Because NBC executives recently stated that the show will go on with or without him.
And last time they tried to do that show without him, Donald Trump ripped Martha Stewart a new one.