Donald Trump Racking Up Enemies

May 2, 2011 By:
Donald Trump Racking Up Enemies

So there’s the President, Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Maher Robert DeNiro, and now David Letterman. Donald Trump’s list of enemies is getting longer than his comb-over when it’s windblown.

David Letterman discussed Trump’s behavior on last Thursday’s Late Show, saying:

“This nonsense about 'Oh, how did he get into Harvard, how did he get into Columbia, I'd like to see his grades from Occidental, how was he able to write such a memoir? It's all fun, it's all circus, it's all a rodeo, until it starts to smack of racism."

Donald Trump responds to criticism one of two ways: an insult about the aggressor’s physical appearance or in a delusion of grandeur. Seeing as how Donald Trump looks like a slightly overweight version of Letterman anyway, he opted for delusional:

“I was disappointed to hear the statements you made about me last night on your show…Nothing could be further from the truth and there is nobody who is less of a racist than Donald Trump.”

So there you have it, Donald Trump is not only a self-proclaimed master architect, television sensation and heartthrob, he has now declared himself the most un-racist person in the world.

But hey, at least one person agrees with him: “Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money.”

Oh wait, he actually said that about himself. Yeah, Donald Trump is basically a cartoon.