I guess this is exciting news if you like creepy contacts and loads of black eyeliner. Marilyn Manson and Dita von Teese's divorce isn't even final yet, but they're legally free to wed other people if they want to.
The reason for the divorce is because of Manson's partying and infidelity. Who would hook up with that? I'd have to sleep with the lights on for like a year because I would have nightmares of that fugly mug of his/hers, whatever gender he is.
He's now dating Evan Rachel Wood, which is really disappointing because she's really cute. And yes, my only reason for not liking them together is because she's cute, and he's not. Now I'm the shallow one.


























