Derek Jeter has built a new home on what I can only imagine is half of the
entire city of Tampa.
The mansion, at 31,000 square feet, is a seven-bedroom
waterfront property. Plenty of room for Jeter and girlfriend Minka Kelly to
The estate also has nine bathrooms, two three-car garages, a giant pool, a
billiards room and a memorabilia room.
Jeter’s mansion makes the houses next
door look like cardboard boxes soaked in bum urine.
Hope he's got Google Maps installed on his phone. He's gonna need it to get
around this place.