Derek Jeter Gives His Booty Calls Autographs

December 14, 2011 By:
Derek Jeter Gives His Booty Calls Autographs

Want to get some autographed baseball memorabilia personally signed by MLB superstar Derek Jeter? Cool. All you gotta do is bang him.

Yankees star-turned-celebrity dater, Derek Jeter, has apparently been having his share of booty calls since breaking up with Minka Kelly. And according to a pal, he sends the girls home with a parting gift—gift baskets of autographed memorabilia.

“Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his car is a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a signed baseball,” the friend shared.

I don’t think this speaks well of Derek’s work in the sack. Yeah…sorry about that. Here, have a baseball.

Plus, it makes having sex with him seem like a mini sightseeing tour or something. I wouldn’t be surprised to see a Living Social deal for ‘Sex with Derek Jeter’ in my inbox. Actually no, that’s more of a Groupon offer.

“This summer, he ended up hooking up with a girl who he had hooked up with once before, but Jeter seemed to have forgotten about the first time and gave her the same identical parting gift, a gift basket with a signed Derek Jeter baseball,” the friend added. “He basically gave her the same gift twice because he’d forgotten hooking up with her the first time.”

Nice. There is the possibility, though, that this chick just wanted more swag. Another friend said:

“He normally doesn’t go out with girls. He will have them come to his house. He’ll have cocktail parties. His friends invite girls they think he’ll be interested in. He’s very shy.”

Oh yeah, he’s real shy. His penis, however, is a social butterfly.