Dennis Rodman Abuses Girlfriend

Dennis Rodman is headed off to rehab! He had one too many cocktails last night, and decided to grab his girlfriend by the arm, leaving a bruise.

Hotel security thankfully called the cops, who arrested him. What a moron.

He was released on $50,000 bail this morning, and plans on entering a rehab facility immediately.

According to TMZ, his manager's excuse for the altercation is that Rodman has been drinking excessively because he hasn't been able to see his kids. Riiiiiight.