Weekly Tabs: InTouch

What's the best way to score yourself some face time on tabloid magazines if you can't hire Leslie Sloan as a publicist? Screw your best friends husband! This whole Denise Richards and Heather Locklear fallout is becoming bigger than the Paris Hilton/Nicole Richie fallout. Expect a few more weeks of tabloid covers with these two all over that shit! Other than that, this weeks InTouch Magazine features:

Tom and Nicole battle over their children
Nicole Kidman is livid after her ex, Tom Cruise, takes their kids to his star-studded movie premiere.

Gwen Stefani’s weight worries
There’s no doubt the singer is stressed about packing on the pounds during her pregnancy!

Britney hires a babysitter for Kevin
Upset by her husband's refusal to grow up, Britney Spears brings in a bodyguard to help Kevin Federline stay out of trouble!