When I first read the headline that Demi Moore was dating someone, I was super happy for her, it must suck having to look at photos of Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis acting all in-their-early-30’s all the time.
But then I read the story and I find out she’s dating a 26-year-old boy. WTF! When will she learn? Twenty-year-old dudes are not going to wife you up! It didn’t work the first time!
But the feminist in me says, you go girl, age (specifically 50) ain’t nothing but a number!
Anyways, her new boy toy is Vito Schnabel, an “art dealer,” which in Hollywood is usually code for “my parents have a lot of money.”
Vito must be super swaggy because when he was 21, he dated a then 44-year-old Elle Macpherson. You know, the supermodel.
Most recently he dated Liv Tyler, who is 9 years his senior.
He obviously has a mommy-complex thing for older women.
Apparently things between him and Demi are super casual. They met earlier this month at Naomi Campbell’s boyfriend’s birthday party in India where they were “dancing and grinding all over each other, openly, in front of other guests.”
They didn’t spend thanksgiving together, so it’s not like they are rushing into things or anything.
You know what, good for Demi, it’s good to see she’s back on the horse. And by “horse” I mean…