Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Still Going to Marriage Counseling

October 19, 2011 By:
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Still Going to Marriage Counseling

I'm not sure they need counseling as much as they need Ashton to just not put his penis in people, but hey, whatever works.

Demi Moore and her possibly probably most definitely estranged husband, Ashton Kutcher, reportedly took in four hours of counseling at the Los Angeles Kabbalah Center on Friday.

This happened before Moore headed to NYC for the premiere of Margin Call, the indie flick she stars in with Kevin Spacey. And she was photographed on the red carpet looking really thin. Very tiny. You seriously have to have a magnifying glass to find the woman in these pictures. The good news is, she's so skinny, she can now hide from the paparazzi just by standing sideways.

Okay, all jokes aside, I'm kind of worried about her. In a totally "all of this is none of my business but I'm immersed in their story" kind of way. So here's hoping the counseling works. Because meanwhile, Demi is allegedly planning to file for divorce. A source tells RadarOnline:

"She's currently consulting with divorce attorneys. Ashton doesn’t want her to file for divorce, and is hoping they can work it out. However, Ashton expects that Demi will likely file."

Hope that Two and a Half Men trailer is still there.

"Ashton was hoping that Sara wouldn’t give any interviews about their sexual encounter," the source continued. "But now she’s spilling all the seedy details and it doesn’t help matters at all."

Right, because selling out and giving a juicy interview to a magazine is totally out of character for a slutty blonde party girl. I bet Ashton is shocked when he watches Girls Gone Wild, too. These girls are sh-t faced and seem so stupid…I don’t understand why they're taking their shirts off for a free t-shirt?

“Demi and Ashton are still living under the same roof, for right now," the source continues.

Well, that's gotta be fun. Especially for the neighbors. Oh, right. Celebrities live in big houses, not apartment complexes with paper thin walls.

"Demi has publicly been humiliated by this, and she is getting support from her daughters. Ashton is absolutely gutted. Ashton had confessed his sexual relationship with Sara to Demi after it happened. Demi was naturally, devastated, but not surprised as they had spent their sixth wedding anniversary apart. There have been problems for a very long time in the marriage.”