Demi Lovato continues to remind us she's the most normal and tolerable of all the stars to come out of Disney's warped child star factory castle with this little slip-up.
The "Give Your Heart a Break" singer took a clumsy fall at the LA sober living house she's currently residing in over the weekend.
Apparently her roommate had just finished cleaning the floors, a generally good-roommate-y act that went hazardously awry. I swear this is real and not a slapstick scene from Demi's nonexistent sitcom "Oh, Demi!" targeted at Middle America moms.
"Never, ever, ever, EVER let your roommate clean your hardwood floors with Pledge,…." Demi tweeted to her followers, to which I then retweeted to my roommate who follows me because duh, I like walking.
Just in case you really wanted to feel her pain in all its colorful detail, Demi put her injuries on display with a few shots of her foot and let's just say she achieved all that purple without the help of an Instagram filter. "This sucks," she captioned one of a few photos documenting this breaking news saga. There's really enough material here for someone who's unemployed to start a satirical @DemiLovatosBruisedFoot Twitter account at the very least. Looking forward to that!
It's not clear when she'll be back to normal, but Demi has a flashy new set of crutches to help her hobble around the sober living home in the meantime. Until then, we're wishing her both kinds of recovery!