David and Tea, who have been together on and off for 14 years, are officially back off again.
According to TMZ, they’re separated, but haven’t decided if they want to divorce just yet. Basically they’re the new David and Courteney.
The first separated back in 2008 after David reportedly discovered raunchy text messages on Tea’s phone from Billy Bob Thorton. They were shooting ‘Manure’ together at the time. I think the bigger mystery there is how anyone can be attracted to Billy Bob.
Shortly after David checked into rehab for his addiction to online pornography. Technology is ruining their marriage.
And of course like any crazy Hollywood couple, they got back together shortly after and renewed their vows.
So fast forward to this week and they’re back off again. Is Mac OS X to blame this time? Who knows with these two. They’ll probably get back together next week and announce they’re adopting.