Poor Davey must have been so upset when he heard that he got the lowest bid at Elton John’s Oscar Bash. David Beckham had offered private soccer lessons, which only went for $70,000. I know that's a lot for us regular folks but some of these people paid up to $250k just to attend Elton John's bday, so $70k is like pocket change for them.
"Guess it shows how much Americans care about soccer," quipped one guest. The embarrassing bidding prompted Brandon Davis to tell his friends, "Let's get the [bleep] out of here."
Oh and who invited Greasy Bear David? I forgot, Grandma!
Matilda
