David Beckham's daughter, Harper Seven, is going to be celibate. Not really, but yah really.
In a recent interview with Access Hollywood, Beckham jokes about what he's going to do when his newborn Harper starts dating in her teenage years.
Beckham breaks down how a typical date for Harper might unfold: "She's got three brothers that will take her, three brothers that will eat with her and three brothers that will bring her back home and a dad waiting for her," David jokes, "So yeah, we'll see. That'll be interesting."
He might as well make her wear a chastity belt made of dynamite...no guy will touch Harper Seven with a date set up like that.
But David Beckham takes his family's protection very seriously. He apparently employs armed guards to protect his brood. David took his three sons to Malibu this weekend for some fun in the sun and apparently they had an armed guard watching over the fam.
A paparazzi watching the Beckhams playing in the waves said he noticed a guard standing nearby with a visible gun.
"I didn't notice [the guard] at first. He kept in the background very discreetly. But I noticed him when David walked over and handed him a plastic toy that the youngsters had been playing with. I saw immediately that he was openly wearing a holstered pistol on his right hip."
If that isn't a hired guard by the Beckhams, David must be friends with dudes who stand really still on the beach and carry guns? Because Malibu beach isn't a rap video...I'm gonna say the Beckhams hired that guy to protect the fam.
"I can't comment on any individual case, but the practice of celebrities hiring off-duty officers for private security purposes is common practice here." says a spokeswoman for the LAPD.
The Beckhams seem like a really close knit family. From daughters who must go on dates accompanied by her brothers to armed guards who supervise beach days, The Beckhams don't leave each others side.
Beckham also told Access Hollywood that Victoria is stuck at home because she is nursing. "it's hard for us to go out and socialize, and go out for dinner because Victoria's nursing. But that's the way we want it. We look after her ourselves, the boys look after her, of course."
Not that staying in is anything to complain about. The Beckhams are staying at a Malibu Beach home that used to belong to Steven Spielberg. They rent the mansion for about $150,000 a month.