David Beckham Considers a Penis Tattoo

June 3, 2011 By:
David Beckham Considers a Penis Tattoo

David Beckham is taking this tattoo thing a bit too far!

Aside from his face, his entire upper are is already covered in body art, which means there’s no more room there. So where’s he considering his next tat?

His PENIS!

Ok, he’s not going to do it(I hope), but he jokes that he wouldn’t rule it out either.

TV talk show host Craig Ferguson asked: "Did you get any on your business?"

To which David replied: "Not yet… I was thinking about it [just then]."

One person who would not dig the new tattoo is his wife Victoria.

He said: "Every time I have a tattoo she’s like, ‘Not another one.’”

Becks also told Ferguson that he would let his boys get tattoos when they’re old but not his little girl.

He added: "I’m not sure I would let her get tattoos but the boys I couldn’t really argue with. I love mine personally, but I’m not sure they’re going to look great when I’m 75.”

Something tells me David is already thinking about his next tattoo and something tells me it has to do with his soon to be newborn daughter.

The only problem he’s going to run in to is the spacing issue.

There’s no more prime real estate left on his body. It’s like Beverly Hills is taken and he has to go to the hood and we all know his daughter wouldn’t like a tattoo dedicated to her being in his back thigh.