If that restraining order David Beckham has against you is in effect, good news! H&M has released behind-the-scenes photos of his latest campaign for the fast fashion retailer you can now gawk at from a safe distance.
The retired soccer player (turned part-time-model-because-why-not?) stripped down to his self-named boxers and briefs for the label.
On the company’s Twitter account, fans are treated to three images they can print out, laminate and add to their shrines.
Here’s a basic inventory of what they feature: one shirtless, one fully clothed in sweats and two pants-free.
Not that the more obsessed of you didn’t know that already.