David Arquette Was a Drunk Baby

February 23, 2011 By:
David Arquette Was a Drunk Baby

David Arquette, who just got out of Betty Ford, confessed he started drinking when he was just four. Where the hell was his mom?!

When Oprah asked him when he had his first drink, he said: “I must have been four years old. I was down in the basement with my dad and the beer was there and I just grabbed it and drank it. I remember that. It's one of my earliest memories."

That's some messed up sh*t. My earliest memory was asking for a red balloon and this guy was already getting hammered?

David became a drunken mess when his marriage started to fall apart and he recalls when Courteney Cox and his sister Patricia staged an intervention.

“I came back from Miami and I had taken a nap and I woke up and Patricia and Courteney were at my bed. I was like, 'What are you two doing here together?' Then I walked out and my best friend was there, my business partner and some guy I don't know, and I go, 'What up, turkeys? I guess this is my intervention.’ ”

He hasn’t made any inappropriate calls to Howard Stern in a few months so I guess he’s taking this whole ‘I’m not going to be a slob kabob anymore’ thing seriously.