Feel like watching Danielle Staub's deformed boobs for a few minutes? You're in luck! Her sex tape just hit the internet.

Staub's raunchy (and Rated XXX) tape features her and her ex getting down and dirty on camera. And when we say dirty, we mean dirty!

Danielle Staub: Sex Tape Star to Lesbian Pop Star

Here's a few things we learned about Danielle after the video: she has her va-jay-jay pierced, her boobs are wildly uneven, and she appears to be loopy.

We feel bad for her kids. Can you imagine your mother whoring around and making sex tapes to extend her 15 minutes?! So sad! Anyway, check out the tape HERE. Warning: NSFW!