Daniel Radcliffe is the Best Alcoholic Ever

July 12, 2011 By:
Daniel Radcliffe is the Best Alcoholic Ever

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is a self-proclaimed alcoholic, but it was news to everyone around him. Co-star Emma Watson said in an interview with David Letterman:

“As far as I know, he never took a sick day. He was like the most professional, amazing guy ever."

This guy needs to keep drinking, because it seems to be doing awesome things for his personality. While most of us turn into loud, gigantic assh-les when drunk, Harry Potter remains a consummate professional. It should be in his contract to take a shot of tequila before work every day.

“To be honest, [drinking]’s really not something that I genuinely know much about,” Watson told Letterman.

Oh, just give it time, Emma. Radcliffe announced that he’s stopped drinking since last August after becoming “so reliant” on alcohol.

I don’t know what Daniel Radcliffe thinks he’s doing. But if he plans to transition from child star to seasoned actor without going through the obligatory “troubled drug addict” phase, he’s got a lot of nerve. There’s about fifteen years of rehab to take on before you can update that IMDB page, buddy.

Watson continued: “I mean, yes, I have tried spirits. Of course I’ve tried spirits. We drink at 18 in the UK—but I’m actually legal to drink now in the US. It’s worth mentioning—I’m 21.”

After Letterman relentlessly pushed her about her drinking habits, Watson confessed that once, she even got plastered.

“I’ve gotten very, very drunk once in my life,” Watson admitted.

I’m guessing it was after being clawed at by a huge mass of nerds with lightning bolts on their heads