Has There Ever Been a Sexier Pair of Eye Bags Than Dane DeHaan’s Eye Bags?

May 2, 2014 By:
Has There Ever Been a Sexier Pair of Eye Bags Than Dane DeHaan’s Eye Bags?
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Dane DeHaan, star of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 and all of your sex fantasies has been serving up eye socket realness since 1986 and more people need to realize it.

They say that dark and hollowed out eye sockets are the windows to the soul, right?

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Dane’s mysterious and complex under-eye bags.

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They remind us of the '90s.

 

Dane is giving us Leonardo DiCaprio in The Basketball Diaries.

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Sometimes Dane is so tired, it’s absolutely chic.

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Seriously, what does Kate Moss’s drug gaze even know about eye-baggery?

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Those dark circles should be named People’s Sexiest Man of the Year.

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Dane’s eye bags make Johnny Depp’s vintage eye bags look like brand new baby eyes. 

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No amount of makeup can distract from the pure SEX happening in and around Dane’s eyes.

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SLEEPYTIME.

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When will your dark circles?

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Dat eye socket doe!

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Your boyfriend could NEVER!

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EYE BAGS.

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Please consider this video of Dane DeHaan's dark eye circles