Sorry, Sherri. But it's back to sitting next to Whoopi Goldberg and her massive fart cloud.
Sherri Shepherd and Roshon Fegan found themselves in the bottom on 'Dancing with the Stars' results night.
All of us judges are in total shock," head judge Len Goodman said. "This is beyond ... The standard is so high, anyone can be in jeopardy, anyone can be safe."
In the end, Sherri and her partner Val Chmerkovskiy were eliminated.
And now, the part where she pretends not to be ecstatic that she gets to go home and get a good bunion scraping:
"I just want to say thank you for letting me live a dream I've always had. I had the most amazing partner, Val Chmerkovskiy. That thing that scares you the most ... run towards it because it's so amazing on the other side ... I had the most amazing time."
Meanwhile, Melissa Gilbert was a no show after hitting her head on the show earlier this week. Gilbert said she suffered a concussion and was hospitalized. Maksim Chmerkovskiy is now "strongly insinuating " that the 'DWTS' producers exaggerated Melissa's injuries for ratings.
Melissa fell on Monday's show, announcing on Twitter that she had sustained whiplash and a mild concussion. Host Tom
Bergeron announced her hospitalization at the end of the show.
TMZ asked Maksim if 'DWTS' producers "tend to play up celebrity injuries on the show for ratings." His response? While they didn't fake it, they did "amplify it a little bit."