Because there’s apparently a way to use your breasts as musical instruments, Crystal Harris has decided to become a musician.
Since her high-profile split from fiancé Hugh Hefner, Harris has been spending a great deal of time with Jordan McGraw, Dr. Phil’s son. And before you assume that her entire debut album will consist of the sounds from him motorboating her rack, rest assured, they’re just friends.
Sources close to both say that, while McGraw consoled Harris when she fled the Playboy Mansion, the relationship is strictly plutonic. Most of their time has been spent working in a recording studio in Hollywood. Crystal is reportedly putting out a new album, and McGraw is a singer songwriter and used to be on the same label Crystal is on.
Harris recently told Ryan Seacrest in an interview, “I called it off because I didn’t think it was the right thing for me to do. Hef’s lifestyle isn’t the most normal lifestyle and that was another thing where I was kind of like, ‘This isn’t the lifestyle for me.’—multiple girls around all the time and the Playboy lifestyle—I don’t know. I just wanted to be true to myself…”
I like how she’s trying to pretend she had no idea what Playboy was and what Hugh Hefner was all about, as if she wasn’t willingly picked up from a Dairy Queen in the Midwest, excited to start getting paid in money, rather than Olive Garden gift cards, for showing her breasts.
Ok, so she was a model from San Diego. But more or less, that's how it went down. The point is, she’s been at the Playboy Mansion since 2008, and she knew what was up. She tried to get attention by marrying Hugh Hefner, and then, as if it were a Fear Factor challenge, realized he was an 85 year-old man and backed out.