Crystal Harris: Howard Stern Scared Me Into Bashing Hugh Hefner

July 29, 2011 By:
Crystal Harris: Howard Stern Scared Me Into Bashing Hugh Hefner

Crystal Harris has been spending the past week removing her foot from her mouth, and now that she can speak again, she’s placing the blame on Howard Stern. Harris tweeted:

“He’s harsh. I was unprepared and blurted out things I shouldn’t have said, I’m sorry.”

I believe her. I don’t know why, but Howard Stern seems to have some insane control over people that makes them divulge the most disgusting, intimate details of their personal lives. Howard Stern can just look at you, and you’ll blurt out, “I had an orgy in the alley behind Krispy Kreme.” It’s probably not even true--that’s just the Howard Stern Effect!

Harris also added that she “lied about [the] relationship.”

When Harris initially accused Hefner of lasting two minutes in the sack, Hef defended himself, and then said:

“Howard Stern would like me to respond to his interview with Crystal on his show… but I don’t want to throw her under the bus.”

I mean, no one wants to be thought of as a two-minute man, but seriously, doesn’t Hugh Hefner have other crap to worry about? Like crossing out some items on his bucket list and making sure The O’Reilly Factor gets Tivoed?

Instead of enjoying the later years of his life, he’s playing high school games. He might as well respond: “I know you are, but what am I?”

After Crystal’s apology, Hefner tweeted:

“Crystal apologized for her Howard Stern interview, which I appreciated. I think Crystal told Howard Stern what he wanted to hear.”

And I’m glad we’re all praising Howard Stern for being the bigger person now. It’s not like he’s 85 years old or anything.