Crystal Harris

Kendra Wilkinson calls Crystal Harris 'Trash'
August 1, 2011
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Talking about sex with Hugh Hefner was probably the worst thing Crystal Harris could've done. Last week in news, sex symbol Denise Richards not only openly discussed her stint with lesbianism, she started going off about her boobs, too. But it went pretty much unnoticed because we were all still too busy sh-t talking Crystal Harris.

And among those appalled with Harris' comments is ex Girl Next Door, Kendra Wilkinson.
7 Shocking Howard Stern Celebrity Sex Confessions
July 29, 2011
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Crystal Harris caused an uproar when she went on Howard Stern to tell the world that Hugh Hefner was a two-minute man. Harris says that Stern scared her into “lying” about the confession.

I’m not sure what it is about Howard Stern that makes people divulge their deepest, darkest sexual secrets and even throw their partners under the bus.

Oprah has the power to get people to talk about their inner feelings, but http://www.hollyscoop.com/howard-stern might be even better at getting people to talk about their sexual exploits. Here are seven celebs and their shocking sexual confessions to Howard Stern.
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Crystal Harris: Howard Stern Scared Me Into Bashing Hugh Hefner
July 29, 2011
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Crystal Harris has been spending the past week removing her foot from her mouth, and now that she can speak again, she’s placing the blame on Howard Stern. Harris tweeted:

“He’s harsh. I was unprepared and blurted out things I shouldn’t have said, I’m sorry.”

I believe her. I don’t know why, but Howard Stern seems to have some insane control over people that makes them divulge the most disgusting, intimate details of their personal lives. Howard Stern can just look at you, and you’ll blurt out, “I had an orgy in the alley behind Krispy Kreme.” It’s probably not even true--that’s just the Howard Stern Effect!

Harris also added that she “lied about [the] relationship.”
Playmates Say Old Man Sex With Hugh Hefner Is 'A Lot of Fun'
July 28, 2011
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God help us. A bunch of Playboy Playmates are defending Hugh Hefner's skills in the bedroom. This comes after Crystal Harris claimed the 85 year-old only lasted "2 minutes."

Playmate Hiromi Oshima told PEOPLE, "I've heard girls say they have a lot of fun in there."

Nice job pretending you haven't had to bang him.
Hugh Hefner: Crystal Harris is a Liar
July 27, 2011
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Hugh Hefner might be old, but he can still fight back. As long as it's on Twitter. And someone else is typing for him. And he's had his heart medication.

Harris went on Howard Stern and said that Hugh Hefner lasted "like two seconds" in bed. Considering his age, I'm not even sure that's an insult.
Crystal Harris: Sex With Hef Lasted 2 Seconds
July 27, 2011
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Crystal Harris is desperately trying to cling onto the last of her 15 minutes. She went on Howard Stern’s Sirius XM radio show on Tuesday and talked about the only thing that makes her relevant—leaving Hugh Hefner.

When asked about sex with Hugh, Crystal says it only lasted "like two seconds." He’s 85 years old, what did you expect?!

"Then I was just over it," she says. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it...
Hugh Hefner Debuts Another Girlfriend
June 28, 2011
Hugh Hefner is changing out his girlfriends like he changes out light bulbs. Like platinum blonde, silicon enhanced light bulbs.

After Crystal Harris called off the wedding and left the playboy mansion, Hef was consoled by some chick named Anna Sophia Berglund who Hef claimed was his “best girl.” Apparently not because now he has an even newer girl.
Anna Sophia Berglund is Hugh Hefner's New Girlfriend
June 24, 2011
They say the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. Seeing as how Hugh Hefner probably gets under 10-15 girls a night, he probably has no idea who Crystal Harris is.

Hef has moved on to an older woman—Anna Sophia Berglund—who is a whole 24 days older than Crystal Harris. Berglund was Miss January 2011, and sources spotted the two making out recently. Although she might have just been giving him CPR.
Hef's Wedding Special Still On!
June 22, 2011
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Apparently you don’t need an actual wedding to get your own wedding special on TV. Crystal Harris called off her wedding to Hugh Hefner just days before the big day, but the planned TV show will go ahead as planned.

How the hell are they going to pull off a wedding special with no wedding? Easy...
Hugh Hefner 'Happy to be Single'
June 20, 2011
Hugh Hefner is a class act. Well, aside from shamelessly building a hedonistic kingdom of naked women half his age frolicking around and naming himself king. But aside from that--very tasteful.

Hef wishes nothing but the best for his runaway bride, Crystal Harris. Hefner tweeted, “Crystal came by to see how I’ve been doing.” He added, “We remain close friends.”

I’d think you’d have to be. You definitely don’t want to make enemies with someone who knows all the embarrassing nooks and crannies of your naked eighty-five year old body.

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