Courtney Love Has Too Many New Years Resolutions

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Regular people usually have one or two New Years Resolutions, but it you are Courtney Love you have a total of 53 bizarre vows for 2007. Love posted her “vows” on her website which included:

*Note that this is taken directly from her web site*

* Have a happy satisfied child and family
* sell the pony get a new horse
* try this "thin" anthropoligical experiment — get to my goal weight healthily and stay there
* cahnt for the war in Iraq to cease asap
* chant for Hillary to win
* learn an asian language
* dont peek at tabloids and bad websites, as it absouloutly shatters the Law to make that cause agiants yourself.
* have fantastic sex with commitment and honour with someone whoo treats me as i deserve and dont give my power away
* DO NOT SLLOW MYSELF TO BE A DOORMAT INA RELATIONSHIP EVER EVER AGAIN
* hopefully start another family someday — soon. meet that guy
* know that Kurts spirit is tended to and tend to it daily
* LEARN TO DRIVE
* STOP SMOKING GO TO HYPNI THERAPY AND JUST DAMM WELL STOP
* another year, another year without even wine no matter how hard i try to justify that "wines okay" knw that is the demon voice and put it out of my thoughts
* dont go to nightclubs with 19 year olds
* stay pissed off at the world for song usage
* no more surgery for any reason other than medical until i really need it in my 60s