Ciara Just Can't Seem to Make Ciara Happen

January 15, 2014 By:
Ciara Just Can't Seem to Make Ciara Happen
Image By: Getty Images / Dominique Charriau

Ciara is an artist who has been around for like, a decade, yet no matter how hard she tries, she can’t seem to make it to superstar status. She’s no Beyoncé, is what we’re trying to say. 

These are all the times Ciara tried to have a moment and get truly #TurnUp and just…didn’t.

That time she tried to debut her baby bump on "The View."


But everyone was like, "Sorry, Beyoncé did it better in 2011."


Givenchy designer Riccardo Tisci said Ciara was his muse, but when she wears Givenchy on the carpet, nobody talks about it.


But when Kim Kardashian wears Givenchy, the entire world has a collective panic attack.


Ciara’s boyfriend Future proposed with a 15-carat hunk of an engagement ring.


Too bad everyone was STILL talking about the OTHER 15-carat engagement ring from the week before.


When Ciara released “Body Party,” maybe two of your friends said they’d heard it.


Because the rest of us were too busy listening to another song that dropped the same week.


Ciara and Justin Timberlake’s collab “Love Sex Magic” was supposed to skyrocket her career to Beyoncé status.


Well, it propelled one of them to superstar status.


Ciara was headlining the LA Pride Festival when she got served.


No, she LITERALLY GOT SERVED papers for a lawsuit while she was trying to headline a show.


What we’re trying to say is…

Ciara you are a flawless talent in your own right, stop trying to make YOU happen, just BE. #realness.