Pink is Glad She's Not a Mess Like Christina Aguilera

After Christina Aguilera was arrested for public intoxication early today, Pink logged on Twitter to comment:

“Out of Myself, Britney, and Christina- didn’t everyone think I was gonna be the troublemaker? LOOK MA!!! No CUFFS!!”

“Everyone”? Frankly, I didn’t know she was still around. And I think the only person who thinks Pink is a badass is Pink.

She keeps trying to sell her bad girl image, but no one’s buying it. I might as well Tweet about how between me and Irina Shayk, everyone thought I’d be on the cover of Sports Illustrated.