There's about to be a what? GIRLFIGHT!
This is what really happened: during a recent episode of "who's bitchier than Joan Rivers?" I mean, E!'s "Fashion Police," the women were discussing Christina Aguilera's outfit and Joan Rivers said that Aguilera looked like she was "stuffed into" a Givenchy dress and that she looked like "Snooki's Scandinavian cousin."
While Joan Rivers is rude, she's at least clever. However, when it was Kelly Osbourne's turn, she just verbally assaulted Aguilera "Maybe she is just becoming the fat bitch she was born to be. I don't know. She was a c-nt to me. And she bought my house!" says Osbourne.
Omigod this is happening on TV and not at a mall parking lot amongst bitchy teenagers? Well, the E! channel does sometimes go there. This is the same network that gives drunk people their own talk shows, I'm sorry did I say drunk person talk show? I meant to say, "Chelsea Lately."
Back to the catfight, Obsbourne continued to dig at the singer, "She called me fat for so many f-cking years. So you know what? F-ck you! You're fat too."
Dang. Although she has no problem calling Aguilera fat, Osbourne once told US Weekly that being taunted for her weight was the worst.
"I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict. I will never understand that," says Osbourne.
I guess now that Obsourne has lost almost 50 pounds she's releasing all her fury.