Christina Aguilera’s soon-to-be ex, Jordan Bratman, filed new court papers to expedite the finalization of their divorce. My theory is he saw the Superbowl.
According to Radaronline, Bratman cites “irreconcilable differences” (how original), and does not
dispute the breakup.
The documents also reveal that he and Aguilera have
sorted out ownership of assets as well as custody arrangements for their son, Max.
This contradicts a recent report from US Weekly that Bratman refused to move out of their twelve million dollar mansion.
Apparently, the tip was from an insider familiar with Aguilera’s living arrangements. Awkwardly enough,
Aguilera’s new boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, is currently living under the same
roof, so this all makes for one hell of an 80s slapstick comedy.
Picture this: a depressed, lonely ex-husband refuses to leave the Beverly Hills
mansion he’s grown accustomed to. Enter the new boyfriend…and, well, the
rest writes itself. Producers, I can be reached at the Hollyscoop office in Burbank. Let’s do lunch.