Christian Bale’s Drastic Makeover

March 22, 2013 By:
Christian Bale’s Drastic Makeover
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So…Christian Bale looks like this now.

Are you sad? Did all of your weird Dark Knight sexual nightmares just get a little bit weirder because Christian HOT Bale has a greasy comb-over and looks like a '70s porn director now?

The only reason Christian looks like this is for a film role, natch.

He was spotted walking around the set of the upcoming David O. Russell film in which he plays an FBI agent from the '70s involved in the famous Abscam sting operation that led to the conviction of a number of US congressmen.

Amy Adams, Jennifer Lawrence, Jeremy Renner, and Bradley Cooper are all in the film, but don’t look nearly as wretched as poor Christian had too.

Honestly, this is nothing for Christian. In 2004, he lost 70 pounds for The Machinist because he said he wanted to look like he hadn’t slept in a year. Well, he ended up looking like a PSA for men’s anorexia. Christian Bale, he's America's Daniel Day-Lewis. Oh wait, Christian Bale isn't from America? Whatever.