Celebrities are doing things today. Hooray!
Miley Cyrus has a new haircut that makes her look like Moe from "The Three Stooges."
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie want more kids. They want a girl from Ethiopia, preferably aged two or three, and they want this to happen by April.
Jennifer Lopez is probably done with Casper Smart. Recently, when asked about marriage, J.Lo said, “I don’t know. We’ll see,” which is basically the same thing as “Casper has expired.”
Selena Gomez has put the brakes on rebuilding her romance with Justin Bieber until he goes to anger management classes because as a source put it, “Selena has told him, ‘no romance without new manners.’”
Chris Hemsworth is having twins, further populating the world with his perfect DNA.