Ranking Shirtless Hunks in Order of Beefiness

June 20, 2014 By:
Ranking Shirtless Hunks in Order of Beefiness

There are a lot of shirtless hotties in Hollywood of varying degrees of beefiness and somebody needs to rank them, because this is the Internet dammit and people want nakedness and they want that nakedness delivered in the form of a list!

James Franco – minimal beefiness

Instagram

 

Jason Segel – less beefy, more muffin-y

Sony Pictures

 

Joseph Gordon-Levitt – all show, no beef

NBC

 

Robert Pattinson – a LEAN cut of beef

Summit Entertainment

 

Donald Glover – short on beef

Flickr

 

Zac Efron – shredded beef, for sure

Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images

 

Liam Hemsworth – a nice cut of beef jerky

Reliance Entertainment

 

Channing Tatum – a tall glass of beef-ified water

GQ

 

Kit Harington – a beefy gym rat

Twitter

 

Usher – a juicy stack of gourmet hamburger beef

Men's Health Magazine

 

Ryan Reynolds – exquisite aged beef from a grass-fed cattle ranch just north of Los Angeles

Pinterest

 

Hugh Jackman – not beef, all WOLVERINE

Marvel

 

Will Smith – all the beef went to his pecs

IMDb

 

Chris Pratt – the beef that you didn’t know was going to be so beefy

Marvel

 

The Rock – a well-done piece of prime rib

Instagram

 

Chris Hemsworth – the undeniable filet mignon of men’s torsos

Marvel