Chris Hemsworth and his mother went to a Bed Bath & Beyond yesterday…
…and now everyone who was shopping there is pregnant.
Just kidding, but he DID stop by the home goods store.
He rode an escalator, just like you and me...
…and now the escalator has symbolically stopped working to preserve Chris’ memory for future shoppers.
They picked out some boxes and garment racks.
But it wasn’t hard for Chris to push, AT ALL.
His Thor strength required little more than leaning on the cart to push it towards the car.
“How is it going to fit in the car,” he wondered?
“Oh wait, I know what to do.”
Genius struck when Chris realized that tall boxes can be turned SIDEWAYS.
“Yes, very nice,”
said Chris’ muscular back as it surveyed it’s own handiwork.
And then he was done.
He walked out of a Bed Bath & Beyond, but he didn’t walk out of our hearts.