Why Won’t the World Let Chris Evans Happen?

March 21, 2014 By:
Why Won’t the World Let Chris Evans Happen?
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Chris Evans is a likeable, attractive, and talented tall blonde actor with a pretty good-looking torso.

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And we can’t understand why he isn’t more famous.

Honestly, the WORLD isn’t letting all of this...

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...happen.

 

Hollywood beefcakes like Chris Hemsworth...

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...are consuming the allowable amount of hotties named Chris playing Marvel superheroes.

 

Everyone seems to think that Chris Evans didn’t exist until Captain America: The First Avenger.

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But he was the Human Torch in TWO of the Fantastic Four films.

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That was back in 2005! He’s been around FOREVER!

 

Then, he was in Push with DAKOTA FREAKING FANNING and CAMILLA EFFING BELLE!

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But nooo, people still wanted to act like he didn’t exist!

 

Then, he was in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World where he played that fake-celebrity guy.

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It was such a funny and underrated role!

 

In 2011, Captain America rolled around and everyone was like “WHO DAT?”

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SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS!? You just “discovered” him!?

 

Now that he’s recognized as an actual human by HOLLYWOOD, why is nobody letting him soar to Gosling/Hemsworth/Fassbender/Cooper levels of fame!?

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What does a guy have to do besides becoming a superhero?!

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And starring in TWO sequels as said superhero!

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AND appearing in the culmination of all superhero movies!?!?

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Avengers!? HEARD OF IT!?

 

WHAT DOES CHRIS EVANS HAVE TO DO TO RECEIVE YOUR LOVE!?

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Does he need to star in a romantic comedy as the gorgeous male lead?!

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Oh wait, HE’S ALREADY DONE THAT!

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Oh, but maybe he hasn’t been on the cover of enough movie posters?

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Oh wait, he’s DONE THAT TOO!

 

Seriously you guys, stop trying to keep our boy down…

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It’s time to let Chris Evans happen.