Chris Evans is a likeable, attractive, and talented tall blonde actor with a pretty good-looking torso.
And we can’t understand why he isn’t more famous.
Honestly, the WORLD isn’t letting all of this...
Hollywood beefcakes like Chris Hemsworth...
...are consuming the allowable amount of hotties named Chris playing Marvel superheroes.
Everyone seems to think that Chris Evans didn’t exist until Captain America: The First Avenger.
But he was the Human Torch in TWO of the Fantastic Four films.
That was back in 2005! He’s been around FOREVER!
Then, he was in Push with DAKOTA FREAKING FANNING and CAMILLA EFFING BELLE!
But nooo, people still wanted to act like he didn’t exist!
Then, he was in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World where he played that fake-celebrity guy.
It was such a funny and underrated role!
In 2011, Captain America rolled around and everyone was like “WHO DAT?”
SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS!? You just “discovered” him!?
Now that he’s recognized as an actual human by HOLLYWOOD, why is nobody letting him soar to Gosling/Hemsworth/Fassbender/Cooper levels of fame!?
What does a guy have to do besides becoming a superhero?!
And starring in TWO sequels as said superhero!
AND appearing in the culmination of all superhero movies!?!?
Avengers!? HEARD OF IT!?
WHAT DOES CHRIS EVANS HAVE TO DO TO RECEIVE YOUR LOVE!?
Does he need to star in a romantic comedy as the gorgeous male lead?!
Oh wait, HE’S ALREADY DONE THAT!
Oh, but maybe he hasn’t been on the cover of enough movie posters?
Oh wait, he’s DONE THAT TOO!
Seriously you guys, stop trying to keep our boy down…
It’s time to let Chris Evans happen.