It’s a Thanksgiving miracle. Or, if you’re playing for Team Breezy, a nightmare come true…
On Sunday, Chris Brown and Jenny Johnson—a blonde version of comedienne Whitney Cummings—went toe-to-toe in a Twitter battle that resulted in the R&B singer signing off the social media site for good. Apparently under that tatted, hard exterior is a fragile, fragile soul…
The back-and-forth started around 11 a.m. and has yet to completely trickle down. Jenny seems to have instigated the Internet encounter.
“I know! Being a worthless piece of sh*t can really age a person!” Jenny wrote in reply to Chris’ tweet that he felt “old as f—k,” initiating attack mode.
Chris shot back: “take them teeth out when u Sucking my d*ck HOE,” unfortunately mistaking a common gardening tool for a woman that sexes for revenue.
For the “Don’t Wake Me Up” singer, the running theme of the conversation was that he didn’t seem to have a dictionary handy in his replies. Jenny made a point to highlight his poor grammar more than once.
“It's ‘HO’ not ‘HOE’ you ignorant f*ck,” Jenny replied.
It continued on this volatile path for a good while, with mamas and mouth sharts getting dragged into the mix…
Jenny concluded her Twitter target practice at Chris, writing:
“I have zero respect for a person who seems unapologetic for the terrible crime he committed and shows no signs of changing.”
Brown last tweeted at Jenny in the early afternoon before signing off for good. His final remarks?
“Just ask Rihanna if she mad??????”
(Drop the mic?)
Apparently RiRi really has buried the hatchet, though, tweeting a picture of Chris face down and half naked on a bed from her Instagram. One follower’s reply seemed to verbalize Rihanna’s message by posting the shot:
“WE ARE ALL HUMAN!!!” the commenter wrote. “Ain't nobody's business.....as far as we know he beat her 1 time......look at Ike and Tina, y'all ain't care about her getting beat down on the daily!”
Meanwhile, on Twitter, other less forgiving users were jumping on the Breezy hate wagon, throwing electronic punches at an already K.O.’ed Brown.
“Annnnd @chrisbrown A) wisely B) d*ckheadedly C) unfortunately D) all of the above deleted his twitter account,” one user wrote.
But devote Brown fans seemed to get the last word in, replying to the female comedian with aggressive threats, some promising death. Jenny seemed only briefly concerned, urging fellow haters and Twitter officials to view them.
“According to Team Breezy, if you have a difference of opinion with someone, ‘eating a d*ck’ is the cure for any and all problems,” she concluded.