Lady Gaga dresses up like marijuana and Chris Brown channels the Taliban. These are just a few of this years’ absurd, offensive, and totally “what were they thinking?” celebrity Halloween costumes this year.
Chris Brown: Chris Brown and his buddies dressed up as the Taliban for Halloween, which is pretty offensive. For someone who is on probation for hitting a woman, it’s probably not a good idea to wear a costume representing a militant movement that is infamous for repressing women, I’m just saying. Sorry, feminist-studies hat off, celebrity gossip hat on. Chris Brown, you so crazy yo!
Lady Gaga: Lady Gaga dressed up as weed. She also kind of looked like comic book character Poison Ivy or maybe the Green Goblin. Her costume consisted of rhinestone marijuana leafs on her boobs and a green tutu with green hair. I think this is what the Halloween community refers to as “sexy cannabis.”
Josh Sundquist: Paralympian Josh Sundquist, who only has ONE leg, decided to dress up as the infamous “leg lamp” from the movie “A Christmas Story.” In the movie, a woman’s leg in a black stiletto acts as the stand for a yellow lampshade. Josh wore a lampshade, yellow top, and tights and heels and went as the lamp. It’s super weird, but also pretty brilliant.
Christina Aguilera: X-Tina went as herself? Wearing fishnets, a ripped top with her boobs popping out, obnoxious pink hair and knee-high boots, I can only assume this is how Christina dresses without a stylist. Her boyfriend, whats-his-name, went as a Knight. This obviously wasn’t a couples themed outfit.
Kris Jenner: A few days before Halloween, Kris Jenner dressed up as Wonder Woman. However, her nips didn’t feel like participating. Kris Jenner popping out of her top is the world’s only nip-slip that nobody wants to see.
Deryck Whibley: Deryck Whibley, aka Avril Lavigne’s ex-husband, dressed up as Avril for Halloween. He’s wearing an obnoxious Abbey Dawn hoodie (Avril’s own fashion line) and his new girlfriend dressed as Avril’s new fiancé, Chad Kroeger from Nickelback. I don’t know what’s funnier, Deryck getting back at an ex, or ANYONE dressing as Chad Kroeger for Halloween.