"Cheney accepts full blame for shooting hunter"

February 15, 2006 By:

No shit! It sure as hell wasn't the quail you moron.

"Vice President Dick Cheney on Wednesday accepted full blame for shooting a fellow hunter and defended his decision to not publicly disclose the accident until the following day"

"I'm the guy who pulled the trigger that fired the round that hit Harry"

That's our vice president ladies and gentlemen!