It's the Sandra Bullock we don’t see enough of: angry and naked.
Blind Side actress helped kick off the new and improved season of Chelsea Hander’s raunch-fest of a talk show, “Chelsea Lately.”
In the comedy sketch, Bullock appeared fully nude with a bit of an attitude problem as she berated Handler for her show’s trashy content.
While being scrubbed by her assistant Chuy in the staff showers, Handler – also naked – discovered herself face-to-face with the Virginian actress who had a little southern comfort to relay.
“You have a responsibility to be a respectable talk show host,” Bullock said. “This comes directly from Oprah's mouth to my ear, to my mouth, out of my mouth, into your ear, down your body, out your vagina, up my vagina and out my a**.”
Sandra explained more or less that Chelsea’s lady parts didn’t give her a “free pass” to spew whatever alcohol-soaked thoughts gurgled into her mind on TV.
The awesomeness continued as Chelsea covered her breasts and did her best “how rude” kind of face. But mostly she just looked scared of Sandra’s crazy eyes. (I don’t blame her.)
"You have a responsibility to be a role model to young girls... and you need to lay off the booze,” said Bullock.
She hammered another comedic note home, adding, “Stop sleeping with your guests,” before slapping the host across the face.
“That is why I've not done your show. I do not want to sleep with you,” said Sandra, adding a prodding reference to Handler’s brief fling with rapper 50 Cent. (Oh yeah, she went there…)
Chelsea was apparently so scared after Sandra slapped her again that she started to pee.
“You're urinating... We don't make pee pee in showers anymore,” the actress mocked. “We make pee pee in the potty.”
Sandra gave Chelsea one last sickened look up and down before calling her “disgusting” and storming off.
The sketch summed up that Chelsea, no matter what studio you put her in, will be the same ‘ol Chelsea: funny, vile and not afraid to take her pants off for the cause.