Because all the blonde women in Hollywood are best friends with each other apparently, Gwyneth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz and Chelsea Handler are all BFF’s, so to celebrate their bestiehood, Gwyn and Cam decided to diss Chelsea in a rap – it’s called being frenemies.
Chelsea Handler’s vodka addiction and promiscuity isn’t exactly a secret, so Gwyn and Cam just busted out a rap about Chelsea, which was both funny and bitchy.
“You like black guys, white guys, whoever’s around, but your bedroom looks like a lost and found,” the girls rap. Also, “We heard that you got a brand new studio, but we know that you got on TV by being a ho!”
It’s kind of true. I mean, Chelsea got her talk show on E! when she was dating the president of Comcast Entertainment, Ted Harbert, who was essentially her boss’s boss.
The girls also rap, “by the way, 50 Cent says you like it rough!”
Wow. Did we mention this is NSFW. Just a little bit. Too bad it’s really funny.
This is all to promote Chelsea’s new and improved show. She’s moving to a new studio and will premiere her re-vamped show on October 15.
Can we start a petition to get Cam and Gwyn to perform this live on the show?