Basics, step aside, the ethereal goddess known as Charlize Theron is going to school all you losers on how to ride a Jet Ski and look like a member of the KGB at the same time.
Nobody looks like this on a Jet Ski.
THIS is how you ride a Jet Ski.
This is the Jet Ski pose of a trained assassin.
This is the Jet Ski pose of someone who learned how to ride thirty minutes prior.
There’s an elegance to how Charlize navigates the waters.
She’s in the zone and constantly on the lookout for fowl play on the ocean waves.
Blerp bloop bleeeebbb.
She is an effortless mermaid, gliding her way across the sea.
Long live Charlize Theron on a Jet Ski.