No One Will Ever Look As Good as Charlize Theron on a Jet Ski

March 21, 2014 By:
No One Will Ever Look As Good as Charlize Theron on a Jet Ski
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Basics, step aside, the ethereal goddess known as Charlize Theron is going to school all you losers on how to ride a Jet Ski and look like a member of the KGB at the same time.

Nobody looks like this on a Jet Ski.

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THIS is how you ride a Jet Ski.

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This is the Jet Ski pose of a trained assassin.

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This is the Jet Ski pose of someone who learned how to ride thirty minutes prior.

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There’s an elegance to how Charlize navigates the waters.

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Nope.

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She’s in the zone and constantly on the lookout for fowl play on the ocean waves.

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Blerp bloop bleeeebbb.

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She is an effortless mermaid, gliding her way across the sea.

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Long live Charlize Theron on a Jet Ski.