Charlize Theron Stars In A Sex Tape

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Charlize Theron Stars In A Sex Tape
Yes, you read that right. Oscar-winning actress Charlize Theron has a sex tape—and it’s pretty unbelievable.

Okay, before you take out your credit card and start looking up Vivid Entertainment’s website, we should tell you, it’s for Funny or Die. Hey, don’t yell at me! I’m just the messenger.

Charlize leaked a fake sex tape on Funny or Die on Sunday in honor of April Fool’s Day. The premise is, Charlize loses her cell phone in the Funny or Die office, and staff members hack it and find a sex tape that’s more than they bargained for.

“Oh my God, I'm so nervous. I've never made a sex tape before. I hope nobody sees this that's not supposed to see this,” Charlize says, seductively.

And that’s when it gets…weird. Satanic music starts playing and Charlize declares:

"Move over Paris and Kim, because I'm into some really kinky sh-t.” The camera then reveals two men in the bedroom, dressed in bondage gear, who have their hands tied.

Off camera, Charlize growls, demonically: “Dance. Dance!” She later instructs: “Cry for me!” as she throws a cup of hot water on them. The camera then pans over, revealing two hooded figures wearing strange horned masks.

It’s just one of many hilarious videos Charlize has made for Funny or Die. Another involves her 'ASPCA Spokesperson Audition Tape.'

“Hey ASPCA. This is my audition tape to be your new spokesperson. No offense to Sarah McLachlan but she’s a Debbie Downer.”

Another video features Charlize recreating the viral video, ‘Sittin on a toilet.’

Made famous on ‘Tosh.0,’ the original video features a woman sitting on a toilet, singing, ‘sitting on a toilet.’ Charlize does an excellent job.

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