Everyone's been saying Paris is the winner of this year's Hasty Pudding Award, but the real winners were just announced, and it's Charlize Theron and Christopher Walken.

Given out since 1967 by the Hasty Pudding Theatricals acting group, the awards are presented annually to actors who've made a "lasting and impressive contribution to the world of entertainment."

As for the truth on Paris' award, she'll be receiving an award from the Harvard Lampoon. And that award usually doesn't require the recipient to have any talent whatsoever.