By now everyone has heard about Charlie Sheen's 36 hour coke binge, including the Los Angeles Police Department.
So will he be prosecuted for drug use?
Highly unlikely! Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the LAPD will not investigate the case based on the witnesses in the house, "particularly since some of the girls have gone public, and some for cash."
When the ambulance arrived around 7am on January 27th there were no traces of drugs in the house. Either because he did them all or someone was smart enough to clean up after him.
Charlie's the only celebrity that can get away with doing a briefcase of coke and barely getting a slap on the wrist. And we wonder why he's such a mess...