Warner Bros. Fires Charlie Sheen!

March 7, 2011 By:
Warner Bros. Fires Charlie Sheen!

Charlie Sheen has lost his wife, his mind, his kids, and now...his job. Hey, maybe he can get a new job writing country songs.

Warner Brothers issued a statement saying, “After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen's services on 'Two and a Half Men,' effective immediately."

A source from WB says they haven’t made a decision on whether the show will come back.

I can’t wait to see what happens on the next episode of Charlie’s Korner.

Charlie was quick to release a statement to TMZ. He said, "This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."

Winning! #sarcasm.