Two and a Half Men Might be Over

February 15, 2011 By:
Two and a Half Men Might be Over

TMZ reports that if Charlie Sheen decides to leave Two And A Half Men, the show will be over.

Sources say that if Sheen doesn’t return to the set, Warner Bros. will end production immediately. Sheen, who, as I type this, is probably still passed out on his pillow (and by pillow I mean prostitute’s crotch), has not yet commented.

Can you imagine coming back to work after all that? How embarrassing. What do you say to people? Do you just pretend it didn’t happen? I don’t know, but he better bring donuts or some sh-t.

So far, the show is still on to continue production at the end of the month. Show creator Chuck Lorre posted a message at the end of last night’s episode:

“I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I’ve had chest x-rays, cardio stress tests, EKG’s and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t do drugs. I don’t have crazy, reckless sex with strangers.

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I’m gonna be really pissed.”