Two and a Half Men Creator Breaks His Silence: I am so Outta Here!

March 1, 2011 By:
Two and a Half Men Creator Breaks His Silence: I am so Outta Here!

While Charlie Sheen continues his public meltdown TV press tour, 'Two and a Half Men' creator Chuck Lorre has remained fairly silent.

Chuck hasn't publicly bashed Charlie the way Charlie has been to him, WB and CBS, but every couple of days he uses his Vanity Cards to get a message across.

Last night during 'Mike & Molly' Chuck posted a cryptic message about someone's fall from Grace and ended the card with "I am so outta here!"

Here's the full vanity card:

"I understand that I'm under a lot of pressure to respond to certain statements made about me recently. The following are my uncensored thoughts. I hope this will put an end to any further speculation. I believe that consciousness creates the illusion of individuation, the false feeling of being separate. In other words, I am aware, ergo I am alone. I further believe that this existential misunderstanding is the prime motivating force for the neurotic compulsion to blot out consciousness.

This explains the paradox of our culture, which celebrates the ego while simultaneously promoting its evisceration with drugs and alcohol. It also clarifies our deep-seated fear of monolithic, one-minded systems like communism, religious fundamentalism, zombies and invaders from Mars. Each one is a dark echo of an oceanic state of unifying transcendence from which consciousness must, by nature, flee. The Fall from Grace is, in fact, a Sprint from Grace. Or perhaps more accurately, "Screw Grace, I am so outta here!"


Chuck is just as annoyed, if not more, of Charlie as the entire world is. It's like watching a trainwreck. How much longer can he go on?